I thought it was easy to move to the United States. Especially as a Swiss citizen with an open, global mind, a strong desire to learn and grow, and a child-like sense of curiosity. But it wasn't easy. Still isn't. I continue to grapple with cultural peculiarities, american convictions, social quirks and etiquettes. Don't take offense. My outrage is merely a caricature of the slow process of assimilation.